Letter of complaint

Dear sirs,

I am desolated to read about all the incoveniences the local residents have suffered, so long and in silence. I would like to apologise for their problems, like standing the noisy groups in the streets late at night, blocking pavement, shuffling and dropping litter everywhere.

To compensate them for general inconvenience, I would like to invite them, all each and every one even the ones who might be interesting to our open day at our college.

This event includes a pig rostid and a principal. You will be challenged by our teams, and there will be opponents. There will also be a display of photographs and the audience will drink.

We hope you come. Please bring your family.